Despite being on the receiving end of the Viper's attack a couple of weeks ago, things were looking bright for EBWF's resident Dude Buster. He was set to work a small interview with EBWF's newest and very adorable Renee Young. Cameras were rolling as the newest addition to the EBWF interviewing team stood next to Mr. Money in the Bank, she looked ready to go with her microphone in hand. Trent? Stood besides her, his right hand held his Iron Man Money In The Bank Briefcase. He wore a red version of his newest T-shirt featuring him, Abe Lincoln and a Giraffe.
Renee young: Trent? You're set to compete in a triple Threat match tonight against Bret Hart and Jay Briscoe. Your thoughts?
Trent?: Renee, tonight's match is quite meaningful for me. You see, tonight I get the chance to fight against an all time great! A legend, a true fighter! A man who took a kick in the neck from a shaved Gorilla and went on to become back to back Royal Rumble and King of the Ring Winner! If I needed to define Bret Hart's career with a single word, I would choose "Resiliency". Sure, "Winner", "Legend", "Sharpshooter" and "Pink" all come to mind. I grew up seeing Bret Hart bounce back time and time again... No matter who was before him, he always came on top, in one try or ten! And you know? I respect that. And because I respect and believe in Hart... I got this.
Trent? slowly raised the red briefcase in front of the camera lens.
Trent?: For I believe in Bret Hart's Legacy... I will beat him tonight. I will give him all I've got in my arsenal, because only that way I will manage to truly hone his teachings and his legacy... The moment my fingers wrapped around this briefcase, eyes were on me. Everyone is waiting... Everyone is expecting... Friends... Foes... Fans... Even the 'oh so mighty and powerful Shield' are waiting for the moment I cash in this baby... While that happens, I feel it's my duty to prove why I am "Mr. Money In the Bank".
Renee Young: Have you decided when are you going to cash in?
Trent?: I'm torn between February 31st and Octember. Next question?
Renee Young: What about Jay Briscoe?
Trent?: Jay Briscoe sure reminds me when I debuted here. He sure took the company by storm when he participated in King of The Ring. Alongside Daniel Bryan and Antonio Cesaro he has the burden of being the future of this company. But now is not the time to talk about the future... The future will come, and we will see which one of the talented newcomers turned out to be a huge star. But there will be a time and a place for that... Whoever thought about this match is a freakin' genius!
Renee Young: Huh?
Trent?: You have Bret Hart, the legend, the legacy, the glorious past of EBWF... You have Jay Briscoe, an interesting prospect and probably the future of this company... Then you have the present of this company... The hottest talent right now... We have the present! And as the present I am due to show why have I reached this far... Why have I moved from where Jay Briscoe is... And why am I on my way to where Bret Hart is... You want the past to come back? Relive the glory days? No can do... Past is gone and buried 6 feet under. You want to live the future? Unless you have 1.21 Gigawatts of power to do so... I don't see a shovel to dig up the past... I also didn't see a DeLorean in the parking lot... I am going to win tonight... And...
Renee Young: Yes?
Trent?: Would it bee too cheesy if I made a Money in the bank reference?
Renee Young: Not at all, go ahead.
Trent?: Hmmm... Hmm... Care to lend me a hand?
Renee Young: Bank on it?
Trent?: Nah.
Renee Young: You can take that to the bank?
Trent?: No... How about... KLAPAUCIUS;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!
Renee Young: Oh God, I love the Sims!
Trent?: Woah! Put it here for getting a videogame reference.
Renee and Trent? fistbumped each other.
Trent? smiled as the scene faded to black.
