The EBWF logo faded from black and the scene shifted to a small set with a desk and a laptop, Scott Stanford sat behind the desk, smiling in his chalk colored suit, behind him an LCD screen clung from the wall, where the EBWF logo twirled around.
Scott Stanford: Ladies and Gentlemen! My name is Scott Stanford and I am here to share with you some exclusive post-Warfare footage! As you might recall, Warfare ended up with a bang! With the six participants of the Elimination chamber at each other's throats! They all were scheduled to speak their mind before Warfare went off the air but instead of speaking their minds, it was their fists which spoke.
The camera switched to the LCD, where footage of Warfare's closure where All the EBWF superstars involved in Destiny's main event exchanging blows was shown.
Scott Stanford: Ladies and gentlemen, we had the privilege to share this footage with you... We were able to talk to Trent Barreta after the events on Monday night.
The scene turned to static, the quality of the video somewhat lowered as Trent Barreta appeared on the screen in some sort of Tout-like video. Behind him, EBWF crew members were packing and lifting everything up to leave... He looked shocked as his hand reached over to cup his right cheekbone. The man holding the camera soon gave away his identity as his voice was heard.
The Big O: Trent! YO TRENT! Snap out of it!
Trent was still petrified from the recent events that took place.
Trent Barreta: I just met Chris Jericho... And he just punched me in the face...
The Big O: He thinks he's so tough! Trent you gotta teach him a lesson!
Trent just rubbed his cheekbone.
The Big O: In fact, we should go jump him in the parking lot and kick his...
Trent Barreta: I'm never gonna wash this cheek again!
The Big O: Wha...? Trenty! As your broski I feel obligued to do this...
A huge right hand slapped him across the face, Trent looked into the camera.
Trent Barreta: OOOWIEE!!!!
The Big O: Wake up and smell the coffee Trent!
Trent Barreta: I don't drink coff...
The Big O: Do you realize the magnitude of this? Have you considered the possibilities of a victory at Destiny? I bet you haven't because all you've done for the past weeks has been acting all buddy buddy with AJ Styles and feel amazed when Chris Jericho graces you with his presence on a ring! Trent, it is time you stop looking up to Punk, Jericho, Miz and Styles! Don't you realize you are just as good as they are? Hell! Maybe even better! You have a shot to SHOCK the world! To change the business forever! And here you are, just pondering... Have you thought about how your life would be if you became WORLD CHAMPION?
The Big O's hand on Trent's shoulder shook him from side to side .
The Big O: You haven't! Listen up, yo! These guys... They ain't got nothing on you! They didn't came in as top guys! Once upon a time they were new kids, like you! They worked hard for a shot like yours and when it arrived... They took it! Now it's your time! And if you're not going to take it I might a well beat your ass and bench your cruiserweight ass into a trash can and take your place in the pod of the chamber!
The Big O pointed at Trent.
The Big O: Now if you ain't gonna go out there on Sunday and own them all you might as well GET OUT OF MY O-ZONE!!!!!
Trent looked up at him.
Trent Barreta: You're right! I should have been King of the Ring! I should have beaten Cody Rhodes and then CM Punk! I should have been World Champion at King of the Ring! Come Sunday night I will go into that chamber and Eliminate every single one of my opponents! And by the end of the night I will have changed the way people sees Trent Barreta... FOREVER!
The Big O: That's more like it!
Trent Barreta: I would've done it all after Destiny! I will have come up with a Catchphrase! I will have finished Battletoads Vs. Double Dragon with A.J. Lee... And I will do it with the WORLD TITLE AROUND MY WAIST!
Both men shared a fist bump. With Trent kissing on his fist after it collided against The Big O's rock hard hand. The scene soon faded back to Scott Stanford.
Scott Stanford: As you can see, Trent has vowed to put up a great show and had set a couple of goals for Destiny! Will he come up with a Catchphrase? Will he manage to beat that game with the ever lovely A.J. Lee? But most importantly... Will Trent walk out of the Elimination Chamber as the brand new World Champion? Order EBWF's Destiny to find out!
The scene faded to the EBWF.net logo before fading to black.
The Tron lit up to show the outside of the Phillips Arena in Atlanta, Georgia, where EBWF's Destiny was taking place. Two tall and buff guards stood by the back entrance to the arena, preventing no one but the talent under contract with EBWF to enter the building... Suddenly, a man arrived in a bicycle and parked it next to the luxurious cars of the EBWF superstars possessed. The man who hopped of the bike was wearing denim pants, a black t-shirt, white sneakers and a denim vest with a white and red cap over his head... a Pikachu Plush under his right arm. The man walked towards the two large men on the door... The camera moved slowly behind the Pokemon trainer, shooting as he took out a small case and opened for them.
EBWF Crew Guy #1: What in the...?
Trent Barreta: See? Everything is in order! Now if you excuse me...
He tilted his Ash Ketchum cap and walked past the crew members and into the building with the camera followed him through the backstage area... The crew members shared a puzzled look.
EBWF Crew Member #2: what the hell was all that about?
EBWF Crew Member #1: I believe that was Trent Barreta!
EBWF Crew Member #2: I know... But his clothes...
EBWF Crew Member #1: Don't you like Pokemon?
The Crew member shrugged. Trent walked along the backstage halls as a security guard walked past him... Trent reached out and tapped him on the shoulder.
EBWF Security: Yes?
Trent tilted his Pokemon Master cap back and offered him a proud smile... He popped the small case in his hand open, revealing his treasured 8 pokemon gym medals... The guard smiled.
EBWF Security: Woah... Are those?
Trent Barreta: Yup.
EBWF Security: Can I?
He reached out and grabbed a medal, bringing it closer to his mouth, his lips parting to accept the precious medal. Trent avalanched onto the guard and took the medal off him.
Trent Barreta: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
The guard was on the floor, he coughed up and looked up at Trent.
EBWF Security: I thought it was candy...
Trent adjusted his cap and dusted his Pikachu plush off.
Trent Barreta: Amateurs.
Trent continued walking before Matt Stryker walked into his path. Trent rubbed his chin.
Trent Barreta: Odd.
Matt Stryker: Huh?
Trent Barreta: No exclamation sign appeared over your head when I walked into your path. I take it you do not wish to battle me!
Matt Stryker: No, not at all! I just want to interview you before your...
Trent Barreta: Before my huge match with the Elite four and the pokemon league champion?
Matt Stryker: Err... I guess.
Trent nodded.
Trent Barreta: It is obvious, isn't it? After a long journey and defeating the 8 gym leaders, after fending off team Rocket... The next natural step would be to challenge the Elite Four and the Champion himself right?
Matt Stryker: Are you talking about the elimination chamber match?
Trent Barreta: Putting it that way... Yeah.
Matt Stryker: What's on your mind, regarding that huge match?
Trent Barreta: It's unbelievable... You can't imagine the amount of training and mental preparation I've gone trough! The analysis of all of my opponents make me by far the most prepared contestant of the bunch!
Matt Stryker: Do you mind sharing the secrets of such preparation?
Trent Barreta: But of course! Let me just...
Trent reached for the back pocket of his pants, but he found nothing.
Trent Barreta: Aww man! I... Uh-Oh...
Matt Stryker: Something wrong?
Trent Barreta: Yeah... I can't find the notes I wrote to prepare for this match!
Matt Stryker: Well...
Trent Barreta: NO! Don't give me an F! Please substitute teacher! MY DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK! I SWEAR!!!
Trent rushed away from Stryker, leaving him puzzled as the scene faded to a commercial break.
Will Trent find his notes?
Will Matt Stryker, the evil substitute teacher give Trent detention?
Does Mega Man without a helmet look anything like Trenton?
All of the answers to these questions... Next! (Except for the last question, which is obvious)
After the break, Trent sat on a couch in his locker room tapping his index against his chin, he looked uneasy. A pair of fingers slowly wrapped their way around the top of the couch as a head poked out from behind it.
A.J. Lee: You look...uneasy.
He turned his head over his shoulder and smiled as the camera panned out to reveal the lovely A.J. Lee.
Trent Barreta: Oh! Well... I guess it's alright to be a little nervous and all... Right? I mean, I've done my homework and some research on these guys... But I left my notes home... I wanted to read them one last time before I went out! I mean... Preparation is quintessential for these matches! Right? How does a true champ... Someone like you, usually prepares for a match?
A.J. Lee: Oh, well, that's easy! Just a sec!
A.J. shot back behind the couch, giving no explanation to why she was there in the first place, and soon flopped down on the cushion beside Trent.
A.J. Lee: I just use my Pokedex.
A small, handheld device was resting within the former Women Champion's palm.
A.J. Lee: Always gives me all the info I need on how to defeat my opponents!
Both sat in the couch now... Trent's eyes fixed on the device as a gasp of admiration.
Trent Barreta: A Pokedex! A real Pokedex? Oh my! Where did you get that?
A.J. Lee: I got it after defeating all eight gym leaders! Duh. But I can let you use it for this super huge match.
A.J. carefully took Trent's hand and placed the mini-encyclopedia into his palm. Trent gazed at the device... He reached for his back pocket and pulled out a small case with his eight badges.
Trent Barreta: I beat them recently... Maybe I'll get mine soon? Speaking of which! I showed my badges to the guards out and they didn't seem impressed... AT ALL...
A.J. Lee: Eh. Guess they must have been Digimon fans.
Trent Barreta: Anyway, how do we get this baby to work? Let's see...
He stood up and walked out of the room and a couple of seconds later came back with a handful of EBWF figurines on his arms... Plastic replicas of the Chamber contestants were dropped on A.J. Lee's lap.
Trent Barreta: Do you think the Pokedex will recognize these?
A.J. Lee: I...have no idea! Let's try!
A.J. bounced eagerly in place before grabbing The Miz action figure. She pointed the Pokedex towards it as a thin red light emitted from the top of it. It began to speak in a digitized voice that sounded exactly like Kaitlyn.
Pokedex: Mizmander. An Awesome Type Pokemon. His most powerful attack is "Really...REALLY?" and it is excruciatingly annoying. It evolves into Mizmelon where it...grows a beard.
Trent smiled.
Trent Barreta: Wow! That was quite helpful! I just gotta watch out and don't allow him to annoy the hell out of me... Let's see what Kaitlyn.. I mean Pokedex has to say about my next opponent.
Trent pulled put a Daniel Bryan doll and put the Pokedex over it.
Pokedex: GoatFace, the fighting goat Pokemon. He is a gifted technician and his positiveness can be quite intoxicating... Don't get on his bad side by making fun of his beard! He is often seen with Heytank, the loud cow Pokemon
A.J. Lee: ...I wonder what he has hiding in that beard.
Trent Barreta: Don't like the beard? Gee, I always thought D-Bry was kinda your type?
The gamer girl pondered this for a moment before letting the Pokedex work it's magic with the Chris Jericho action figure.
Pokedex: Jerisaur, the light-bright Pokemon. This Pokemon has a super snazzy ring jacket and a wealth of experience. However, this Pokemon can only be caught at rare times due to it's love for heavy metal music. Sin and Bones AVAILABLE NOOOOOOOW.
A.J. Lee: I really do want one of those jackets. Could you get me one for Christmas?
Trent Barreta: With a lit up skull with a ribbon? That'd be cool! Let's see what your Pokedex has to say about... This.
Trent grabbed a CM Punk action figure and put it in front of the Pokedex.
Pokedex: CMPunkadactyl, the straightedge type Pokemon. Punkadactiles are pretty aggressive pokemon if they are provoked. They are often full of pride and acknowledge themselves as the only ones and thus, the best there is. His diets consists on healthy food, he is weak to all sorts of toxins like smoke.
Trent Barreta: Damn... I never caught a Koffing because they are useless... And I can't stand smoking, otherwise I'd take a cigar to the ring! How about shoving a Baconator and a beer down his throat?
A.J. Lee: I dunno. I was always in the opinion that bacon made everything better. Alright, last one!
A.J. zapped the AJ Styles action figure with the Pokedex.
Pokedex: Stylesachu, a high flying type Pokemon. Stylesachu has a wide variety of aerial maneuvers that can easily befuddle it's foes. But it is easily distracted by female Pokemon and this can lead to it's downfall.
A.J. Lee: Sounds like you need a valet! ...And, no, don't look at me. I haven't perfected my Rosa Mendes, spicy Latin dance moves yet.
Trent Barreta: Kaitlyn doesn't know salsa either? Styles would claw his way out of the pod and the chamber if she was ringside! About your moves... Maybe we can work on your moves after the chamber... We could go dancing or something? And not Dance Dance Revolution dancing!
Trent winked and aimed the Pokedex accidentally at A.J, Kaitlyn's robotized voice blared out of the Pokedex.
Pokedex: A.J. Muk! Cause you stink!
A.J's voice was heard on the background of the recording.
A.J.: KAITLYYYYN!!!
The struggle between both friends was heard over the Pokedex. Trent turned to the queen gamer and chuckled, standing before her. A.J. looked a little sheepish before glaring down at the Pokedex.
A.J. Lee: She shall pay for that.
Trent Barreta: Alright! Now do me and we're done!
A.J. Lee: Awww, baby, you don't need a Pokedex to tell you how good you are!
She sprung to her feet and hugged him around the waist, lifting one of her legs in the process.
A.J. Lee: Trent Barreta! Next EBWF World Champion!
Trent smiled down at A.J. Truth be told, everytime he felt A.J. Lee's touch and heard her words of encouragement he felt like he had just grabbed a star in a Mario game:
Trent Barreta: BEST IN THE WORLD! LARGER THAN LIFE! YES! YES! YES! REALLY! AJ'S GOT NO CATCHPHRASE, DON'T MATTER. GONNA OWN THIS AND BECOME WORLD CHAMP!!!!!!
Trent Skyrocketed out of his room after stealing a kiss from his gaming girlfriend... He immediately got close to a microphone being held right in front of him.
Trent Barreta: YES! SI! OUI! YA! DA! BAI! JA! HAI! SIC! YEBO! Damn! Damien Sandow would be so proud of me! Saying yes in so many languages Antonio Cesaro would blush redder than the flag of Switzerland!
Trent smiled into the camera, which panned out to show Michael Cole who was wearing a black suit and a blue tie, he was the one who had had the microphone in his hand.
Michael Cole: Excuse me Trent.
Trent Barreta: Si?
Michael Cole: May I have a moment?
Trent Barreta: Affirmative.
Michael Cole: Trent, you are minutes away from the biggest match of your career... Are you ready?
Trent Barreta: Michael Cole, I could throw my hands up in the air and scream to the top of my lungs: YES! YES! YES!
The crowd cheered as a YES chant broke out from the crowd.
Trent Barreta: Sadly, even by doing so... It wouldn't be enough... It would be an inaccurate expression on how ready I really am to go out there and Steal the show!
Michael Cole: Trent, you are by far the least experienced of the six contestants tonight... You have never been in an Eliminatio Chamber match, unlike Jericho and Punk... You are also the only one who has never been a World Champion! How does that make you feel?
Trent Barreta: My good Michael... You are right... On the nearly nine months I have been here I have never competed for a Major title... I didn't win the Royal Rumble... I ended on the last four of The King of the Ring... I am the least experienced and the youngest of the six... But that's as irrelevant as the Legend of Zelda games on the Panasonic C-I are for the original timeline of the series!
Michael Cole: I beg your pardon?
Trent Barreta: Youtube it. Anyway... I can already hear them saying I am too green for this one...that I am not ready to hold the World Title! But not because they care about the business or about how much is a world champion supposed to draw... They say it because they want to hold the title themselves! Let's see... During my last crusade I sworn over my black and white Game Boy's grave that I would capture the Breakout title from the hands of Glacier and the Undertaker and restore the prestige to it! BOOMSHAKALAKA... I curtain jerked WrestleMania with my best buddies ever, we had a pretty good damn match and the fans couldn't get enough of it! Curt and I fighting over the belt turned some heads our way... Aaaaand I was unbeaten in the process... You know Michael, I would still be undefeated had it not been for the events at King of the Ring... Bully Ray and DiBiase attacking me before my match, Cody Rhodes sealing the deal with a masked headbutt across the face. It took three men to keep me away from winning King of the Ring... It took three men to end my undefeated Streak in one on one matches ever since I debuted in the EBWF back in December... If that doesn't show I am ready for the main event... Then nothing does!
Michael Cole: Considering the events of Monday night, it is obvious none of the opponents in the match give you the respect you deserve, Trent.
Trent Barreta: Some of them definitely don't respect anyone Cole... I doubt they have respect for themselves. Look at The Miz for example! Today he is milking the crowd, tomorrow he is knocking them off, one day he's all buddy-buddy with Paul Heyman and then he is BFFs with the boss... Why? Because he wants it all to be about him! Mike would rename EBWF to "Awesome Wrestling Federation" if he had the chance... It's flagship Program? Monday Night Miz!
Michael Cole: That is kinda sounds catchy if you ask me...
Trent Barreta: Oh please Cole, take your Mizturbation somewhere else would ya? The Miz is loved by the people when he feels like having people love him... But deep down, the Miz wants the World Title! That's all he has ever wanted! He would join forces with the Coalition, Wes, Kevin Nash, even R-Truth's mortal enemies: SPIDERS... Just to get a taste of gold. Miz has grown tired of EBWF not being all about him, so he began trying to make a name for himself at any cost! He isn't really awesome per-se, unless he wins tonight... So it is all or nothing for him! He needs the World Title around his waist... Otherwise he is just another guy with a championship and a Catchphrase! I'm sorry to be the rain on the EBWF Mizverse but tonight is not about being awesome, tonight is not about being charismatic, tonight is about getting inside that steel cage and wreaking havoc! What if Miz beats me? I'd still be the gaming ace come Monday morning, I'd still be one of the World Tag Team Champions and I'd still have my sick thumbs to play all videogames I want, whenever I want! Unlike Mike, I want to give the title a good old spice of Trenton's secret recipe! Miz just wants to suck up all the fame and fortune being a champion really gives you...
Trent pointed at the Camera.
Trent Barreta: So tonight, Miz... I'm coming for you! Really! Really! One thing is true actually... He is INDEED my favorite Wrestler...
Michael Cole: That doesn't surprise me!
Trent Barreta: Yeah, I always pick him and have him job for me on EBWF '12... He's class! And he takes the Gameshark like a champ!
Michael Cole: That wasn't what I thought you were going to say.
Trent Barreta: It probably saddens you to see I have no liking whatsoever for someone like the Miz... I am quite glad I have the chance to knee his teeth down his throat tonight!
Michael Cole: Would it be accurate to say The Miz is the biggest Fish to Fry on this Elimination Chamber Match?
Trent Barreta: I don't know... If he's a fish then I'm going Street Sharks on his ass and pin him for the 1-2-3. I can't focus solely on the Miz Michael... There are four other people in this match! For example, Daniel Bryan! Unlike me... Daniel is no stranger to the World Title picture! He is going to make the best of this opportunity and do anything he can to become the next World Champion! But don't get me wrong... I'm not going to stand there and fold my arms, tap my foot against the canvas and just watch while he captures the biggest and most prestigious title in the business... Daniel is a member of the Coalition, but inside the doomsday steel cage, no matter how loud he yells: YES! YES! YES! YES! The Coalition members aren't going to be able to help him! Cole, Daniel is a former world champion... Daniel is a terrific wrestler... He has an arsenal of deadly moves... He would have me cough up one of my lungs with his devastating top rope headbutt... Daniel is just as hungry as I am to be among the EBWF Elite! So far I would say he has pulled the right moves... He surrounded himself with friends, he won few matches to impress the boss... Hell, it even makes me jealous, considering I had to bust my ass since Christmas Eve of Destruction to get here... But it doesn't matter who gets the title shots first, but who really makes the shots count... Now Coletrain... Allow me to make myself clear by answering a few questions... Am I scared of Daniel Brian? NO. Will I let his experience play against me tonight? NO. Will I tap to the NOlock? NO. Will Daniel Bryan pin me tonight? NO. Will I allow him to be a threat for my World Title aspirations? NO. Does he make a nice couple with A.J Lee? NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Trent panted, before he ran his hands along his hair and took a deep breath.
Trent Barreta: Daniel Bryan? What in the world could Wes Ikeda be possibly thinking? I know the ring rope rebellion made him a theme song... But why grant Goatface a title shot? Next thing we know he'd be chewing on the precious gold and crapping coins or something! Michael Cole, I can't allow this to happen! I have to stop him from eating up the World Title!
Michael Cole: Do you think Daniel Bryan is ready for such a huge match?
Trent Barreta: Maybe... Maybe... MAYBE! MAYBE! MAYBE! But with me in the chamber his chances are like the chances of the game "Mother 3" to ever arrive to the United States... Close to non-existant.
Cole looked puzzled, as usual.
Trent Barreta: Let's move on Coletrain! Next question!
Michael Cole: You still haven't told me who is -according to you- going to be the toughest man to beat in this chamber?
Trent Barreta: That is simply because all of my opponents are going to be tough bones to bite! Even if I can kick Mike's teeth out of his mouth, even if I break my Punch-Out record by beating Daniel Bryan in under 18 seconds... I still have AJ Styles, Jericho and CM Punk to worry about... Now, unlike most of them I am willing to give them the uttermost respect they deserve as former champions, multiple champions, Royal Rumble and King of the Ring winners... But I have come to the conclusion that the best way I can show my opponents that I respect them is by beating them and becoming the World Champion! For example, my good friend AJ Styles... AJ and I have gone a long way since his XBox 360 broke down and he asked if he could use mine while we were on the road... I was there the night he won the Royal Rumble! The night everyone said he wasn't going to make it... I was there the night he beat The Miz at WrestleMania, again with the odds stacked against him. AJ has always inspire me to go against the current, no matter how tough it might seem... AJ was the one who patted my back at the Rumble after I got eliminated and told me to cheer up, he told me that I had the potential to win the big one... He told me for sure one day I was going to be World Champion if I worked hard enough... Tonight I am walking into that pod and giving it my best shot because I firmly believe in the words of AJ Styles, but most importantly... I believe in myself! I believe in what I can do! I believe I have to return the faith people deposit in me... Including AJ Styles, a man who I have a lot of respect for, a man who I would gladly pin tonight and shake his hand after I am crowned EBWF World Champion.
Trent ran a hand along his hair... Taking the microphone from Michael Cole, who appeared not to be interested in anything after Trent gave his thoughts on his "favorite Commentator's favorite Wrestler", or whatever...
Trent Barreta: Speaking of respect... The other two participants deserve all the props and kudos for their hard work, for their unconditional love and passion for what they do and what they have done for the business, CM Punk and Chris Jericho. Now, Punk and Jericho might be the only ones entitled to push me around in this match... They might be the only ones with the moral authority to belittle me, to say I am not ready for this... However, their experience and knowledge of the business gives me the certainty they will NOT take me for granted. As Icons, as the huge stars they are... I shall not disappoint and deliver them the match they deserve. CM Punk, you might think you are the epitome of coolness... And while you come very, very close... You aren't even in the league of guys like Duke Nukem, Solid Snake or Chuck Norris in terms of bad-assery. No matter how many ink you get on your skin, you won't cover up the fact that deep down you are a nerd... Like me. Sure, you want to play the lone gunslinger act... You go around saying you don't need no one, you go around a la Wolverine, being vicious and badass... But I can see straight through you. I don't drink, I don't smoke and I haven't done drugs... Yet again I go by the wise words "Each to their own". I am not afraid of showing people my love for comic books, I am not scared or thrown aback to brag about my super hero costumes in front of a cute girl... Hell! I got my girlfriend by doing that! I don't need any ink, nor a full beard to hide behind... I am who I am! And for being a kiddie, nerdy, geeky guy I have often been targeted by other people in EBWF... I have been bullied, I have been pushed around, but you know what Punk? When the time to stand up for myself comes I can be one tough, resilent, Mother F*cker.
Trent paused for a moment, picturing his mom yelling "TRENT!" after his display of profane language.
Trent Barreta: Sorry about that... Just ask where are the guys who attacked me, the guys who broke into my locker room and grabbed my Comic books, the guys who took my dad hostage... Ask anyone where they are, what I did to them and if their Bullying or calling me a nerd worked in breaking me. I like to think me and CM Punk are quite similar, but then again opposite poles... Like one same superhero on two different meta-verses... I respect a lot what CM Punk has done here in EBWF, and if someone dares to doubt his ability to win this they haven't been looking closely at EBWF Television for the past months... Between you and me... If I weren't on this match, my money would be on Punk.
Michael Cole grabbed the microphone.
Michael Cole: Really? Really? Not on the Miz?
Trent Barreta: Oh, you're alive... Do your job and please continue with your interview Coletrain!
Michael Cole: Trent, you have never faced any of these men before... But you got a taste of what could possibly happen tonight last week on Warfare, it seemed to me that Jericho went to take you out as soon as he had the chance, despite having some backstory with both Punk and the Amazing Miz. How does that make you feel?
Trent Barreta: I'm going to be brutally honest... When an EBWF legend punches you across the face and you are a 6''2 kid from Mount Sinai, New York... The only thing you can expect is your buzzer to go off and waking up... Here I am, one week later. This can't be a dream! Chris Jericho, the Legend, the Most decorated Intercontinental Champion in History, the active wrestler who has held the World title an impressive SEVEN times! The frontman of the Band Fozzy! The man with the most amazing jacket the world has ever seen! He is indeed after me... He is indeed acknowledging me as his opponent tonight! In his mind he has pondered the thought of my knees smashing his face! Speaking of which... Jericho and Punk are the reason why my new finisher move involves a knee smash to the face, and the best tribute I could give them is have them BOTH test drive it! Chris Jericho... Tonight you'll be playing Luigi and I'll be playing Mario... Tonight I am the man... Not you! Tonight there is only one name... ONE NAME ONLY -No, not Mr. Kennedy.- that people will be talking about after the Elimination Chamber match! And it is not going to be The Miz, nor Punk, nor Daniel Bryan, Nor AJ Styles, nor Chris Jericho... THAT VERY SAME NAME WILL BE...
TRENTING WORLDWIDE!(See what I did there?)
Trent Barreta: Michael... I am sick, tired and fed up of being "the geeky kid who isn't ready" around here. I'll put this simply, so EVERYONE and my TrentHeads understand... You shouldn't judge a game by the reviews online...
Michael Cole: Is that like saying you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover.
Trent Barreta: Good, you're catching my drift... You all five have something in common... You're all in the arcade, playing on your last extra live with no quarters left... Playing the hardest f*cking game ever since Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the NES... To put is simply... You are on your last leg guys. Do you think I have comic books for breakfast? Do you think the fact I wear Iron Man boxers make me less than you? If you hadn't noticed... I AM AWARE LIFE IS NOT A HUGE ASS VIDEOGAME... I AM AWARE THERE ARE NO EXTRA LIVES, NO SAVE STATES, NO PASSWORD SYSTEM TO RETURN TO THIS INSTANCE IN MY CAREER... TONIGHT IT IS ALL OR NOTHING FOR ME... THERE IS NO NINTENDO POWER MAGAZINE... NO GAMEFAQS.COM SITE TO HELP ME OUT... BUT THERE IS ONE TOOL I HAVE THAT ALL OF YOU GUYS LACK...
A GAMESHARK!!!!
Trent Barreta: And this Gameshark will grant me my EBWF World Championship reign I so desperately deserve!
The scene slowly faded to static as Trent Barreta folded his arms, his voice faded with the colors of the scene.
END. OF. TRANS-MI *STATIC*