The scene opened up with Zack Ryder and Trent Barreta, the BroVengers walking along a sidewalk through the streets of Dallas. Trenton was wearing his lime and black trousers and boots, knee pads and elbow pads... He had a scarf on -Mom insisted he wore one with the summer gone. Zack was more daring and wore no scarf. Trent walked alongside his best bud, kicking a can of bud lime as he walked with him.
Zack Ryder: Are you sure the world are ready to know this, bro?
Trenty kicked the can again as they walked, shrugging a bit.
Trent Barreta: You know... I’ve given this some serious thought, bro. It is only a matter of time before someone tries to blackmail us about it... It is probably not the wisest thing to do, but we both knew the time where we faced a Second generation superstar would arrive...
Zack Ryder: True, true. But this could change our lives, bro... it could change the way we’re viewed in the industry.
Trent Barreta: It is a risky move... But aren’t you tired of all the Rhodes, Ortons and Flairs running their mouth for having famous ‘rasslin’ daddies? We’re up against Mcgu.. Mcgay... Mc! HENNIG! And we’re not going to hear the end of it bro... About how his dad was Perfect, and thus, how he is perfect, too.
Zack Ryder: Not perfect enough to use the name, though!
Trent Barreta: Do you think he is ashamed? You know... Not being as perfect as Curt?
Zack Ryder: Maybe... but Curt was a legend, Trent! I can understand Joe not wanting to use the name if he doesn’t think he can live up to Curt’s accomplishments, but why abandon the name and keep the gimmick? It makes no sense.
Trent and Zack crossed the street as they walked, ending up right in front of the American Airlines Center, where Warfare would take place, Trent had kicked the can all the way.
Trent Barreta: I think there’s no other way for us to get out of this one but to reveal our secret bro... Let’s go inside.
The BroVengers walked through the arena gates.
Trent Barreta: Call me crazy, but I have an odd feeling about this match.
Zack Ryder: Why, bro?
Trent Barreta: Maybe because it is the first time we face a son of a famous superstar... Maybe because they’re an odd couple... Not Billy and Chuck kind of “odd”, right?
Zack Ryder: Not that strange, thankfully. I get what you mean though, their alliance seemed to come out of nowhere.
Trent Barreta: You know, after SEGA began producing games for Nintendo I thought “Anything can happen!”.
Zack Ryder: ...That means nothing to me, Trent. You know that!
Trent Barreta: Bu-bu-but game references is all I got!
Trent pouted... Both men found themselves before the door of their locker room with both of their names on the wall.
Trent Barreta: Ready to come clean?
Zack Ryder: You know it... BROTHER.
Trent Barreta: OOOOOOH YEEEEAAAAAH!
Both men walked into the room as the scene faded briefly to black. A couple of seconds later, the scene faded from black to show Scott Stanford, who was wearing a black tux and a rubber bald wig with a moustache stuck above his lips... He looked uneasy as he fixed the bald rubber wig on his head, he held his index against his ear as if getting a message.
Scott Stanford: Ladies and gentlemen, My name is Scott Geneford and I’m being told right now we are moments away from witnessing a moment that will change history of the business as we know it... This revelation apparently comes as a courtesy of my guests as this time... Ladies and gentlemen, these men will face the team of Michael McGuillicutty and Christian on Monday night Warfare, The EBWF Tag Team Champions... Zack Ryder and Trent Barreta.
The door they walked through moments ago was kicked down and vapor fumed up from the door... Geneford’s attention was drawn to the wall, but the Megabroskis were too awesome and powerful to walk through a doorway they kicked down like simpletons, so they decided they’d punch through the wall instead! Bricks flew all over the place and out stepped the Tag Team Champions, apparently... Trent was dressed in black leather pants with white fringes on them, a muscle shirt which read “MADNESS” in white and a cowboy hat over his head, Black and white sunglasses and a confident smirk upon his bearded face. Zack was wearing a yellow skullcap emblazoned with the word “HULKAMANIA” in red, along with a matching yellow t-shirt. His tights were a mixture of red and yellow, as were the feathers he had draped over his shoulders. Zack was also sporting a bleach blonde handlebar moustache. Scott looked at the two men who just punched through the wall.
Scott Stanford: And you... Gentlemen, who might you be?
Zack Ryder: ...Are you serious, BROTHER?
Trent Barreta: COME ON GENE! You really don’t know who we are? This is sadder than I thought! How come you don't recognise us when our faces are AAAAALL OVER THE PLACE! Definitely... there's lots of work to be done around here... OHHHH YEAH! Like Noah's ark, like the pyramids in Egypt... Gotta get to work and shock the NATION, AND AAAAAL OF THE EXTREME BEST WRESTLERS FEDERATION. Hulkster, you better remind them who we are... Before we let the Madness run wild!
Zack Ryder: I’m Zack Hogan, BROTHER!
Trent Barreta: And I’m The Macho Man Trenty Savage! We're the two biggest stars in the business! We’re the Megabroskis! You see Mean Gene... We’re tired of all the mommie and daddy wrestler kids rubbing it up in our faces! We’re sick! We’re fed up of all the huffin’ and puffin’ of these people... They think they’re Wrestling Royalty, but it doesn’t get any bigger than us... OHHHH YEAH!!!!
Zack Ryder: You know mean Gene, Michael McGillicutty might be a third generation superstar, but Trenty Savage and I are the second generation of two wrestling legends. Being the modest brothers that we are, we kept it a secret - we wanted to earn our places in this business, and we’ve done that. But now, brother, McGillicutty is looking down on us because of his Perfect father. Well my father has had Hulkamania running wild around the world for thirty years... longer than Michael McGillicutty has been on this planet!
Trent Barreta: Ohhhh Yeaaahh!!! And my Father, the Macho Man spent ten thousand years as the Intercontinental Heavyweight champion! He elbowed McGillicutty’s dad AAAAAALL OVER THE NATION! And I’ll do the same when we meet up! OHH YEAHHH!!!!
Scott Stanford: Well MegaBroskis, as you’ve already said... You will be facing the odd team Michael McGillicutty and Christian on Monday night! Do you think their odd relationship might play to your advantage?
Zack Ryder: You know it, brother! You see, Christian and Michael are nothing more than a random pairing, the sort of duo that might come up as a wild card. Trenty and I go back years... we started in this business together and we’re still here now. We have history, not just through our famous fathers, but as a tag team. Christian was a great tag team wrestler but replacing Edge with Michael McGillicutty? Are you serious, brother? There’s no comparison, and for all his bold talk, Michael has done nothing in this business. There’s still time, but right now, it’s our time!
Trent Barreta: Because everyone knows that every single tag team in this federation is just a grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that are Zack and I! Christian and McGuillicutty got no history, got no chemistry! On the other hand... Zack and I... We’re too hot to handle! Too cold to hold! OHHH YEAAAH! As Zack was saying, Christian might have a lot of experience on tag team matches, but without the right partner he has nothing on us! No matter how famous your daddy is, no matter how many times you’ve held the tag straps before... We've seen your dad! We've seen your five second poses! Speaking of Poses! The Macho Man will suggest you a three second pose... Laying cold on your back! Bottomline... We are the EBWF World Tag Team Champions. AND YOU’RE NOT!
Scott Stanford: Apparently Michael and Christian have worked hard to iron out the differences in their team, and they look a hundred percent ready to face you guys on Monday night...
Trent Barreta: Well I say Zack and I are a million percent ready to beat them on Monday night! That is better than a hundred percent!
Trenty Savage posed and flicked his fingers at the camera with a cocky smirk.
Scott Stanford: Without a shadow of a doubt, Mr. Savage! Let me ask you this, do you think it will matter that you haven’t faced each other before?
Zack Ryder: I think it will matter more than Michael and Christian have never teamed before! Our experience will give us the upper hand, brother... and ultimately, it will give us the victory.
Trent Barreta: OH YEAH! You see Mean Gene... It’s as if Zack and I already have built a rocket and travelled to space! We’re in space and space is the place! Michael McGillicutty and Christian couldn’t build no damn space rocket! Let alone match up against the best tag team in the world! DIG-IT?
Zack Ryder: Suck- I mean, BROTHER!
Scott Stanford: So what can the fans expect from The Mega Broskis tonight?
Trent Barreta: Ohhhh... The fans are in for a fine taste of caviar with pointy toasts, yeah! The Megabroskis will deliver tonight! Because we are the combination of the two biggest forces in the history of this business! Mania and Madness! And when you mix them in one ring, in front of God and the world... The madness... The madness will be runnin’ wild! OH YEAHHHH!!! Christian and McGuillicutty better hug it out and patch it up, yeah! Because there couldn’t be any harder punishment than being pit against Zack and I! You don’t know what you’ve gotten yourself into! Madness is comin’ atcha!!!!!!! We're going to put ya in the DANGER ZONE! We’re going to snap ya both into a Slim Jim 1...2..3!!!!
Scott Stanford: Do you want to add something Hulkster?
Zack Ryder: I just have a question, Gene.
Scott Stanford: A question?
Zack Ryder: You know it, brother! But it’s not for you, Gene... the question is for Christian and McGillicutty. Boys, WHATCHA GONNA DO! WHEN BARRYDER RUNS... WILD... ON YOU!!!!
Zack Ryder: Not that strange, thankfully. I get what you mean though, their alliance seemed to come out of nowhere.
Trent Barreta: You know, after SEGA began producing games for Nintendo I thought “Anything can happen!”.
Zack Ryder: ...That means nothing to me, Trent. You know that!
Trent Barreta: Bu-bu-but game references is all I got!
Trent pouted... Both men found themselves before the door of their locker room with both of their names on the wall.
Trent Barreta: Ready to come clean?
Zack Ryder: You know it... BROTHER.
Trent Barreta: OOOOOOH YEEEEAAAAAH!
Both men walked into the room as the scene faded briefly to black. A couple of seconds later, the scene faded from black to show Scott Stanford, who was wearing a black tux and a rubber bald wig with a moustache stuck above his lips... He looked uneasy as he fixed the bald rubber wig on his head, he held his index against his ear as if getting a message.
Scott Stanford: Ladies and gentlemen, My name is Scott Geneford and I’m being told right now we are moments away from witnessing a moment that will change history of the business as we know it... This revelation apparently comes as a courtesy of my guests as this time... Ladies and gentlemen, these men will face the team of Michael McGuillicutty and Christian on Monday night Warfare, The EBWF Tag Team Champions... Zack Ryder and Trent Barreta.
The door they walked through moments ago was kicked down and vapor fumed up from the door... Geneford’s attention was drawn to the wall, but the Megabroskis were too awesome and powerful to walk through a doorway they kicked down like simpletons, so they decided they’d punch through the wall instead! Bricks flew all over the place and out stepped the Tag Team Champions, apparently... Trent was dressed in black leather pants with white fringes on them, a muscle shirt which read “MADNESS” in white and a cowboy hat over his head, Black and white sunglasses and a confident smirk upon his bearded face. Zack was wearing a yellow skullcap emblazoned with the word “HULKAMANIA” in red, along with a matching yellow t-shirt. His tights were a mixture of red and yellow, as were the feathers he had draped over his shoulders. Zack was also sporting a bleach blonde handlebar moustache. Scott looked at the two men who just punched through the wall.
Scott Stanford: And you... Gentlemen, who might you be?
Zack Ryder: ...Are you serious, BROTHER?
Trent Barreta: COME ON GENE! You really don’t know who we are? This is sadder than I thought! How come you don't recognise us when our faces are AAAAALL OVER THE PLACE! Definitely... there's lots of work to be done around here... OHHHH YEAH! Like Noah's ark, like the pyramids in Egypt... Gotta get to work and shock the NATION, AND AAAAAL OF THE EXTREME BEST WRESTLERS FEDERATION. Hulkster, you better remind them who we are... Before we let the Madness run wild!
Zack Ryder: I’m Zack Hogan, BROTHER!
Trent Barreta: And I’m The Macho Man Trenty Savage! We're the two biggest stars in the business! We’re the Megabroskis! You see Mean Gene... We’re tired of all the mommie and daddy wrestler kids rubbing it up in our faces! We’re sick! We’re fed up of all the huffin’ and puffin’ of these people... They think they’re Wrestling Royalty, but it doesn’t get any bigger than us... OHHHH YEAH!!!!
Zack Ryder: You know mean Gene, Michael McGillicutty might be a third generation superstar, but Trenty Savage and I are the second generation of two wrestling legends. Being the modest brothers that we are, we kept it a secret - we wanted to earn our places in this business, and we’ve done that. But now, brother, McGillicutty is looking down on us because of his Perfect father. Well my father has had Hulkamania running wild around the world for thirty years... longer than Michael McGillicutty has been on this planet!
Trent Barreta: Ohhhh Yeaaahh!!! And my Father, the Macho Man spent ten thousand years as the Intercontinental Heavyweight champion! He elbowed McGillicutty’s dad AAAAAALL OVER THE NATION! And I’ll do the same when we meet up! OHH YEAHHH!!!!
Scott Stanford: Well MegaBroskis, as you’ve already said... You will be facing the odd team Michael McGillicutty and Christian on Monday night! Do you think their odd relationship might play to your advantage?
Zack Ryder: You know it, brother! You see, Christian and Michael are nothing more than a random pairing, the sort of duo that might come up as a wild card. Trenty and I go back years... we started in this business together and we’re still here now. We have history, not just through our famous fathers, but as a tag team. Christian was a great tag team wrestler but replacing Edge with Michael McGillicutty? Are you serious, brother? There’s no comparison, and for all his bold talk, Michael has done nothing in this business. There’s still time, but right now, it’s our time!
Trent Barreta: Because everyone knows that every single tag team in this federation is just a grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that are Zack and I! Christian and McGuillicutty got no history, got no chemistry! On the other hand... Zack and I... We’re too hot to handle! Too cold to hold! OHHH YEAAAH! As Zack was saying, Christian might have a lot of experience on tag team matches, but without the right partner he has nothing on us! No matter how famous your daddy is, no matter how many times you’ve held the tag straps before... We've seen your dad! We've seen your five second poses! Speaking of Poses! The Macho Man will suggest you a three second pose... Laying cold on your back! Bottomline... We are the EBWF World Tag Team Champions. AND YOU’RE NOT!
Scott Stanford: Apparently Michael and Christian have worked hard to iron out the differences in their team, and they look a hundred percent ready to face you guys on Monday night...
Trent Barreta: Well I say Zack and I are a million percent ready to beat them on Monday night! That is better than a hundred percent!
Trenty Savage posed and flicked his fingers at the camera with a cocky smirk.
Scott Stanford: Without a shadow of a doubt, Mr. Savage! Let me ask you this, do you think it will matter that you haven’t faced each other before?
Zack Ryder: I think it will matter more than Michael and Christian have never teamed before! Our experience will give us the upper hand, brother... and ultimately, it will give us the victory.
Trent Barreta: OH YEAH! You see Mean Gene... It’s as if Zack and I already have built a rocket and travelled to space! We’re in space and space is the place! Michael McGillicutty and Christian couldn’t build no damn space rocket! Let alone match up against the best tag team in the world! DIG-IT?
Zack Ryder: Suck- I mean, BROTHER!
Scott Stanford: So what can the fans expect from The Mega Broskis tonight?
Trent Barreta: Ohhhh... The fans are in for a fine taste of caviar with pointy toasts, yeah! The Megabroskis will deliver tonight! Because we are the combination of the two biggest forces in the history of this business! Mania and Madness! And when you mix them in one ring, in front of God and the world... The madness... The madness will be runnin’ wild! OH YEAHHHH!!! Christian and McGuillicutty better hug it out and patch it up, yeah! Because there couldn’t be any harder punishment than being pit against Zack and I! You don’t know what you’ve gotten yourself into! Madness is comin’ atcha!!!!!!! We're going to put ya in the DANGER ZONE! We’re going to snap ya both into a Slim Jim 1...2..3!!!!
Scott Stanford: Do you want to add something Hulkster?
Zack Ryder: I just have a question, Gene.
Scott Stanford: A question?
Zack Ryder: You know it, brother! But it’s not for you, Gene... the question is for Christian and McGillicutty. Boys, WHATCHA GONNA DO! WHEN BARRYDER RUNS... WILD... ON YOU!!!!
Zack flexed his arms while he posed before ripping his Hulkamania shirt open for the delight of the Rydermaniacs! Trenty posed with his cowboy hat both indexes and pinkies on his hands sticking up.
Scott Stanford: Thank you Zack, Thank you Trent! You heard them, folks! The Megabroskis are ready for their match against the random pairing of Michael McGuillicutty and Christian.
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